Hard-Boiled Wonderland

And the End of the World

occhiolism

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the awareness of the smallness of your perspective, by which you couldn’t possibly draw any meaningful conclusions at all, about the world or the past or the complexities of culture, because although your life is an epic and unrepeatable anecdote, it still only has a sample size of one, and may end up being the control for a much wilder experiment happening in the next room.

vimeo:

DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s “Turn Down For What” video is most certainly what the world didn’t know it needed in 2014. A bombast of manic gyrations and controlled chaos that up’s the ante just about every second in it’s 3 minute and 44 second running time.

It was made by the beloved DANIELS and has now been nominated for 4 MTV Video Music Awards. You can vote for one of them right here. Do it.  

Anonymous asked: Why does guys get so turned on when a girl squirts

sexience:

because it reminds them of squirtle from Pokemon. some memories really hit u hard

instagram:

Face to Face with Scotland’s Shaggy Highland Cows

For more photos and videos of Scotland’s shaggy cattle, follow @murn_eilidh_kate and browse the #highlandcow and #highlandcoo hashtags.

Long-horned and remarkably shaggy cattle graze throughout the rolling hills of the Scottish countryside, capturing the hearts of visiting and local Instagrammers alike. Officially called the Highland cow, the breed is also known by its name in the Scots language, kyloe, and by the affectionate name of Highland “coo” for its pronunciation in the Scottish accent.

The cows are more than just a shaggy coat with horns for 17-year-old Scotland Instagrammer Murn Cameron (@murn_eilidh_kate), who works with her family on the Dunach Estate farm near Oban. “The cattle are really inquisitive and curious about humans, and they want to interact with us,” she explains. “They all have different personalities a bit like humans. The calves are very cheeky—and adorable.”

Murn takes her phone with her into the fields, capturing the cattle in all their different colors. “I have a soft spot for the red ones myself,” she says. “People joke and say it is because of the similar hair color as I am ginger, and I must say they may have a point!”

omg we have these cows on our farm!!!!